This Dice Slicer, proud soldier of the B.I.A.T.C.H.

Pretty much everything sums it up above but here is a lil' extra!

-The guy has high moral standards. You've done good things in your life, he won't hurt you (much). Done bad things for no reason such as murder and rape he will open a can of whoop ass.

-He protects children as he believes they are the ones who determine the future. For some reason children see past his fearsome stature and can trust him unlike an adult who is most likely to judge by looks alone.

-Loves his Wii! Owns two at his place he loves them so much.

-His fighting style is based on martial arts and current army tactics. He has also somehow involved dance moves in his attacks, mostly break dancing.

-He also likes to sing and sometimes its known to put opponents of sync. The singing itself isn't bad but no one expects a massive lizard to start singing.

Height: 8 foot

If your not funny he will punch you to be funny 0.o